four more questions

again - thanks to the steve!

1) total number of films owned

not a clue - loads on video, not so many on dvd

2)last film i bought

the dreamers - bit of an "art" film haha

3)last film i watched

star wars episode III (at 00:31 on the day it was released - so geeky, but so cool at the same time!)

4) 5 films that mean a lot to me

this is gonna be difficult....

monsters inc (dont laugh!) - film i saw on my 1st date with my 1st boyfriend
secret window - again with a guy. this one helped in my decision to stop goin out with guys just cos they asked me rather than cos i liked them.
star wars episode III - first time i have seen a new film so early on the day of its release.
hitch - seen this a few times with family and friends who mean a lot to me.
phantom of the opera - seen at christmas time with friends who i only see once a year

Four Questions!

thanks to the steve for these!

1) how many song files are on my computer

absolutely loads! we're talking at least 100. thats what comes from having an ipod i guess

2) what was the last cd i bought

well... i bought about 10 all in one go, but i think the last one i picked up was bleed like me by garbage.

3) song playing now

oh yeah by the subways. by the way steve - i give you plenty of opportunity to have a say in what plays, but you always choose stuff i havnt got or you dont choose at all when i ask you!!!

4) 5 songs i listen to a lot or 5 songs that mean something to me

i dont have any meaningful songs (sob!) so guess i will have to go for the 1st option

decent days and nights - the futureheads
helena - my chemical romance
palahnuiks laughter - fightstar
shut up - simple plan
basket case - greenday (although this song is quite meaningful to me - it broke my karaeoke virginity!!)

the day today quotes

MORRIS: Is that worth six months of your time?
BREEN: Well I think it is-
MORRIS: I don't think it is at all! I think the only reason you've done it is to make yourself look important! How dare you come on this programme and say "Hey look at me, I'm raising fifteen hundred pounds for the homeless"! You could make more money sitting outside a tube station with your hat on the ground even if you were twice as ugly as you are, which is very ugly indeed!

MORRIS: Let's see if we can nail this down in terms of this elastic band. [Produces one and twangs on it.] Would you like to see the law tightened up to this tightness, tightness number two, or tightness number three?
MAN: Tightness number three.
MORRIS: Tightness number three. Like this? [Twangs the band again.]
MAN: Yes. I think we've really got to hammer these guys.
MORRIS: So that tightness being an average Post Office band extended over about eight inches?
MAN: Yes, I think so.

MARINER: Yeah, yeah, it wasn't a good performance. I'm going to take a shower now, all right? Thank you.
[He heads for the showers. Partridge follows him.]
PARTRIDGE: Are you going to wash away the stain of defeat?
MARINER: Er, yeah, yeah. Get clean now, and look on to the rest of the season.
PARTRIDGE: But when you get home and go to bed with your wife, and she gets a look at your body and says "Bob, remove the stain", will you remove it?
MARINER: I'm not married, Alan.

PRIEST: In whose voice do you wish justice to be done?
BAXTER: Martin Sheen.
PRIEST: Thank you very much. You may proceed.

POPPSHED: Thanks, Chris. Quick roundup of today's gayness, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48(M), they're all gay as of midnight tonight. The gay elements are potassium, zinc, hydrogen, copper and argon. Quick look at the world's walls - the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall Of China, that's not gay, and the Old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next, they're the same as last night - all Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985, they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally, the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. Chris.

ways of saying hello

bonjour (french)
guten tag (german)
hej (danish)
tere (estonian)
ola (spanish)
geia sou (greek)
dia dhuit (irish)
merhaba (turkish)
ciao (italian)
konnichi wa (japanese)
hylo ( welsh)
dobarden (macedonian)

random crap

i am having a blonde day - took me 5 mins to notice the lights have been switched on
just got over a 2 day hangover - never drinking vodka again! (untill the next time!)
watched speedeay yesterday - got very annoyed that no british riders got through to the semis. again!!!

movies of the moment

dodgeball
donnie darko
blade trinity
the lost boys
the bourne supremacy
amelie
phantom of the opera
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
withput a paddle
fight club
alfie
the village
kill bill

cool tunes of the moment

greenday - basket case, when i come around and minority
snoop dogg and jt - signs
nine inch nails - the hand that feeds
fightstar - palahuiniks laughter
my chemical romance - i'm not ok
kaiser chiefs - every day i love you less and less
placebo - nancy boy
bodyrockers - i like the way
gorillaz - feel good inc
garbage - why do you love me
foo fighters - all my life, monkey wrench
weezer - beverley hills
biffy clyro - only one word comes to mind

useless facts

The world's largest coffee pot is located in Davidson, Saskatchewan. It measures 24 Feet(7.3 Meters) tall, is made of sheet metal and could hold 150,000 8 ounce cups of coffee.

The longest Monopoly game in a bathtub was 99 hours long.

The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America

Julius Caesar was self-conscious about his receding hairline.

Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.

Human birth control pills work on gorillas

The first man to distill bourbon whiskey in the United States was a Baptist preacher, in 1789.

The substance that human blood resembles most closely in terms of chemical composition is sea water.

Most toilets flush in E flat

stupid quotes

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650." - Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo

"I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song." - Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor's breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

Better make it six, I can't eat eight." - Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!" - Indicted Chicago Alderman

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

"It is now 22 minutes past 8:30." - Lynn Russell, WKAT radio disc jockey

beer makes you clever: official

check this out! i found it at "The Register":

We already know that beer doesn't actually make you fat but rather fights cancer while promoting world peace and understanding and a brighter future for all our children.

total bollocks? answers on a postcard please. or you could just leave a comment for me with your opinion

The weekend

friday night - stayed in. ate chinese. drank 2 big bottles of smirnoff ice (straight from the bottle - classy mare!!!) had about 2 hours sleep.

saturday - work at 8 yay! half asleep all day got told off for doin no work cos i couldnt be arsed. watched speedway at "the steve's house" (visit him @ supermansfoot.blogspot.com!!) drank 2 big bottles of smirnoff ice (anyone seein a pattern here? and i wonder why i get called pisstank!) went out to kareoke where my so called "mates" made me sing basket case on my own! i was abysmal but i loved it! then we went back to my place and got pissed off cos there was no booze in the house. i also burned my thumb cos i was cookin chicken dippers (at 2am!!) and there was a thunderstorm and im scared of thunder and it made ne jump so i dropped the tray on my hand!!.

sunday - got out of bed @ 1:30pm to find i haad a huge burn mark down my thumb last night and my ankle was hurting from where i tore a ligament (by tripping over a speed bump!!) a few months back cos i fell over aghain. greta start to the day - not. then went shoppin spent £130 on cd's. oh dear!! went to cinema to see hitch for 3rd time then went home to watch brass eye. chris morris is a god!!!