Top Ten Music Videos

1) Herbie Hancock - Rocket
2) Radiohead - Just
3) Electric Six - Gay Bar
4) Coheed and Cambria - Suffering
5) Tenacious D - Tribute
6) My Chemical Romance - Helena
7) Green Day - Warning
8) Steriogram - Walkie Talkie Man
9) White Stripes - Fell In Love With A Girl
10) Nine Inch Nails - Only

Top Ten Stupid Descriptions On Porn Sites

1) ebony meatlog
2) a think cock
3) puppy
4) huge black dongs
5) ripped
6) four black hustlers
7) dazed busty milf
8) railed
9) big stiffy cock on a bath
10) santa is bringing sperm as present

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

1) Thats not right....................................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.......................................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man............................................. Dum Fuk
5) Small horse............................................ Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15)Great..................................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

What The Fork Did Next....

my dopey boyfriend decided to run down the stairs, not looking where he was going. shortly followed a loud "ouch", followed by proclamations that he had trod on his dads car keys, and got said key stuck in his foot, about an inch in.

what did his mom do? called his dad downstairs.

what did his dad do? called him an idiot for not looking where he was going (but he did put plasters on his foot for him).

what did his brother do? notice that fork's blood was bright red and went "urrggh! your blood's all funny. mine is dark red!".

where was i while this was going on? hiding upstairs, after hearing the words "key", "stuck in foot" and "blood"!

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Top 10 Music Tv Channels

1) Kerrang!
2) MTV2
3) VH2
4) Scuzz
5) VH1
6) Smash Hits
7) MTV Dance
8) The Amp
9) Flaunt
10) The Box

Two-Year-Old Is Called for Jury Duty

NEW BEDFORD, Mass. (AP) - Kaylee Reynolds had a problem when she recently received a summons to serve on a jury. She wasn't old enough to read it.

The 2-year-old has quite a few years to go before she reaches the minimum age of 18 to serve on a state jury. Lucky for Kaylee, Massachusetts Jury Commissioner Patricia Reynolds seemed willing to let it slide for a while.

"We'll give her a 16-year grace period," Wood told The Standard-Times of New Bedford.

Wood guessed the mix-up could be traced to a local census form. If the form has a blank or mistaken birth date, July 4, 1776 is filled in.

"With that date we'll know it is wrong," Wood said.

Besides her questionable understanding of the concepts of guilt or innocence, there are other reasons why it's best to wait for Kaylee to serve. Her mother, Patricia, says Kaylee gets really cranky if she doesn't get her noontime nap.

Guilty Despite Deformity

In November, engineering student Mischa Beutling, 22, became the most recent rape defendant to profess innocence by impossibility, arguing that his penis is simply too large to have committed the crime.

Beutling, who stands 6-7 and weighs 240 pounds, called a urologist to the stand in Newmarket, Ontario, to testify that Beutling's is 8 1/2 inches long "semi-relaxed" and 6 1/2 inches in circumference and that a woman who has not given birth could not accommodate it without serious injury.

In December, a judge named Margaret Eberhard found Beutling guilty.

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