A Spoonful Of Nonsense

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

1) Thats not right....................................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.......................................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man............................................. Dum Fuk
5) Small horse............................................ Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15)Great..................................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

6 Comments:

  • At 2:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    rotflmaf!!!

     
  • At 11:03 AM, Blogger Valerene said…

    that is so racist!!! hahaha.

    i can assure you i don't speak like that despite being chinese ;)

     
  • At 2:25 PM, Blogger Steve House said…

    I think you should apologise to Valerene. Uncultured youth

     
  • At 3:54 PM, Blogger A Spoon said…

    daybyday - ????
    valerene - i thought u were malaysian? ;)
    esuoh - how dare you!

     
  • At 10:15 PM, Blogger Devil Mood said…

    That's hilarious, no matter how politically incorrect LOL

     
  • At 2:55 PM, Blogger Valerene said…

    i didn't realise that you replied to that comment...though i am malaysian (meaning i'm born in malaysia), i am ethnically chinese (meaning my ancestors were chinese from china, and moved here during the war between china and japan). hehehe.

    but i speak english fine :P and oh. no offence taken!

     

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