What The Fork Did Next....
my dopey boyfriend decided to run down the stairs, not looking where he was going. shortly followed a loud "ouch", followed by proclamations that he had trod on his dads car keys, and got said key stuck in his foot, about an inch in.
what did his mom do? called his dad downstairs.
what did his dad do? called him an idiot for not looking where he was going (but he did put plasters on his foot for him).
what did his brother do? notice that fork's blood was bright red and went "urrggh! your blood's all funny. mine is dark red!".
where was i while this was going on? hiding upstairs, after hearing the words "key", "stuck in foot" and "blood"!
what did his mom do? called his dad downstairs.
what did his dad do? called him an idiot for not looking where he was going (but he did put plasters on his foot for him).
what did his brother do? notice that fork's blood was bright red and went "urrggh! your blood's all funny. mine is dark red!".
where was i while this was going on? hiding upstairs, after hearing the words "key", "stuck in foot" and "blood"!
posted by A Spoon @ 10:51 PM
6 Comments:
At 10:31 AM,
Anonymous said…
I think it was a boobytrap
At 10:54 PM,
Devil Mood said…
It's best to keep away if you're faint-prone.
At 1:49 AM,
Anonymous said…
Well at least it wasn't a fork.
Then you could say he really forked up!
At 8:18 AM,
Valerene said…
oh no. poor him! that is so icky. i faint at the sight of too much blood.
and you do realise you gotta help poor bf out if there was no one around? hehehe can't always hide upstairs :P
At 10:09 PM,
A Spoon said…
very true!
At 8:46 PM,
Steve House said…
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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