Anyone Want To Employ Me?

Im cute and fun and very friendly - with just the right amount of evil : ). Dont you want to employ me? Please? Anyone?

Zoo Puts Giraffe On Birth Control

Vets at the Biblical Zoo in Jerusalem have put a giraffe on birth control since the giraffe population tripled to nine recently.

Five-year-old Shavit has been injected with birth control hormones, delivered by dart, after giving birth twice in four years. A zoo spokeswoman, Sigalit Dzir, said yesterday that while the calves are cute and giraffes make good mothers, there is not enough room for more. Keepers are also worried about inbreeding.

The zoo has moved two giraffes to a zoo in Singapore, but US and European zoos do not want animals from Israel because of fears of foot and mouth disease.

Snow Sucks!

I was woken up by a phone call from a friend this morning telling me all arriva buses in her area had been cancelled. Not good. Then I rang traveline to find that buses and trains from my area to chester were severely delayed. Not a problem....or so I thought. I then found out all buses from the train station to chester business park where i work were cancelled, therefore i cannot get to work today. So i lose a days pay. £45 that bastard snow has cost me! God,I demand compensation........well, you seem to be able to get it for everything else these days : )