Top 10 Uses For A Newspaper
1) Put it by the toilet to read.
2) Put it by the toilet in case you run out of toilet paper.
3) Shred it to make confetti.
4) Recycle.
5) Roll it up and squah flies!
6) Roll it up and look through it, pretending to be a pirate!
7) Put it on the windowsill and discover the magic of fading!
8) Take it to work and show off that you get paid less than everyone!
9) Sit down in your armchair and pretend to read it incase any unwanted guests show up!
10) Read it!
2) Put it by the toilet in case you run out of toilet paper.
3) Shred it to make confetti.
4) Recycle.
5) Roll it up and squah flies!
6) Roll it up and look through it, pretending to be a pirate!
7) Put it on the windowsill and discover the magic of fading!
8) Take it to work and show off that you get paid less than everyone!
9) Sit down in your armchair and pretend to read it incase any unwanted guests show up!
10) Read it!
posted by Anonymous @ 2:40 PM
5 Comments:
At 2:47 PM,
Retro Rich said…
Wrap your chips in it for the Authentic Chip shop appeal... :)
At 3:03 PM,
Devil Mood said…
There's another use I can remember ..or two:
people here use it to wrap the recipients where you cook the rice; when the rice is done and it's not to be eaten yet, they wrap it so it keeps its condition. lol
I also use it under my dog's dishes so the floor doesn't get (too) dirty.
Very useful the newspapers...
At 3:41 PM,
Retro Rich said…
Whats white and hard to swallow...
A Golf Ball
I know it's not paper related, but I like it lol
At 3:58 PM,
zuzula said…
pay the rent by writing for one ;)
At 7:01 PM,
clew said…
Use it instead of paper towels to clean your windows. You wouldnt think it'd work but it does. Nary a streak!
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