A Spoonful Of Nonsense

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Thursday, August 18, 2005

Embarassing Stories

"One time when I was out clubbing I needed to go to the toilet but they were very dirty. I decided to do the hovering trick but as I was mid-urination I slipped on the wet floor face first on to the floor and wedged my head between the door and the floor I couldnt reach my knickers to pull them up and the fire brigade had to be called to cut me out of the door. Mortification" .

"I went to the tanning bed for the first time for only 10 minutes and I came out with little red bumps all over me and they burned really really bad. and I could never figure out why and then I was talking to my friend ryan who works there and the stuff that I sprayed on my body that I thought was water was actually cleaning solution that they clean the beds with "

"One time i went to this party and i was wrecked and i came out the bathroom with my pants unzipped and my piece hangin out and i was just walkin around with adults and i didnt no it was out"

5 Comments:

  • At 3:27 PM, Blogger mazmad said…

    Phew! I thought there for a minute that you were talking about things that had happened to you! Until I read the last 'piece' if you get my drift.

    Loving your work

     
  • At 3:39 PM, Blogger mazmad said…

    My friend had a 'little accident' whilst out with her then new boyfriend. She went off to the ladies in a posh bistro and came back with her skirt tucked into her undies! As if that wasn't bad enough, she'd also managed to tuck in the toilet roll, which unfortunately 'followed closely' behind her! (She ended up marrying the boyfriend, so he can't have been put off too much!)

     
  • At 4:07 PM, Blogger mazmad said…

    It sure was. And that was 25 years ago!

     
  • At 4:09 PM, Blogger Valerene said…

    LOL those stories are funny!!! hehehe did you take that out of maxim or some female fashion mag?

     
  • At 9:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    And it STILL doesn't beat my embarrassment (number 3)

    Not that I'm bragging.... erm... am I just spreading my embarrassment?

     

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