Todays News

nice english football to calm thai riots - sounds ridiculous straight away! the government are handing out 500 tv sets to allow people to watch the premiership for free in a bid to stop the violence in the south of the country. not quite sure how thats gonna work....
boozy brits - holiday facts - brits are the biggest drinkers on holiday and the most likely to get in trouble with the police. we are the worst at staying in the sun too long and the first to run out of money.we are also the most likely to speak the local language and the second most likely to sample local food. the british holidaymaker is also the likeliest to have a holiday romance and get homesick. and finally - we are runners-up to the germans in putting towels down to reserve sun loungers!
uk hit by sperm donor crisis - the uk government's plans to increse the availability of fertility treatment has been thwarted by a lack of sperm donors. it is thought this is due to new legislation which means sperm donors are no longer guaranteed anonymity. they are even looking into the possibility of importing anonymous sperm from abroad!