Joke

read this in the daily star - quality source of entertainment! :) (also continuing with the newspaper theme):

a man sees a beggar in the street and goes to walk past him. he then sees a sign above the beggar's head saying "falklands war hero. the man walks over, hands three £20 notes to the beggar saing " i was in the falklands myself". the beggar replies "gracias senor! muchos gracias!".