Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?....
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Homer Simpson 's Answer:There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) knowwhat the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Shakespeare 's Answer:To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Jack Nicholson's Answer:'Cause it (censored) wanted to.That's the (censored) reason.
The Sphinx's Answer:You tell me.
Homer Simpson 's Answer:There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) knowwhat the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Shakespeare 's Answer:To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Jack Nicholson's Answer:'Cause it (censored) wanted to.That's the (censored) reason.
The Sphinx's Answer:You tell me.
posted by Anonymous @ 5:37 PM
4 Comments:
At 6:55 PM,
clew said…
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
;)
At 7:39 PM,
Valerene said…
lol! nice one. i gather that you are quite a homourous person?
At 3:47 PM,
Devil Mood said…
Really good :) lol I can just picture Jessica Simpson saying that!
At 3:47 PM,
mazmad said…
The old ones are always the best!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Maybe we think alike?
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