More Crazy Thoughts!
1) Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
2) Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
3) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
4) Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
5) Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
6)Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
7) Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
2) Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
3) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
4) Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
5) Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
6)Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
7) Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
posted by Anonymous @ 1:37 PM
4 Comments:
At 2:11 PM,
JonSheridan said…
Hola!
1) Ooh, you cynic.
2) I dunno, but I hope the first thing that came out was an egg.
3) Hmm, that's one I just don't wanna think about, lol
4) I like the taste already! Mmm, sweet but slightly chemically. Although it would be cool to have options. But not coffee flavour though. Yuck.
5) They do - lots of straight girls like gay bars & clubs cause they don't get hit on all night by drossers.
6) Good point.
7) How about The Steve's celebrity lookalikey Gareth Gates? He doesn't stutter when he sings so I'm guessing they don't.
At 4:16 PM,
JonSheridan said…
I don't know - I haven't got an answer for that :)
At 4:29 PM,
JonSheridan said…
lol, it had to happen eventually :)
Quality triumphant evil laugh you got going there too :D
At 9:45 AM,
DanProject76 said…
5) Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Yes, but there can be men in them too. It's all very vague and confusing but then I haven't been to one in years now anyway. And what about pre-operative transexuals? Do they still piss standing up? My brain hurts!
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