Crazy Thoughts
1) Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
2) Can an unborn baby fart or burp?
3) If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
4) Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
5)How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
6) Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
7) Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
8) If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
9) Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
10)Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
11)Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
12)If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
13)Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
14) When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
2) Can an unborn baby fart or burp?
3) If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
4) Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
5)How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
6) Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
7) Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
8) If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
9) Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
10)Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
11)Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
12)If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
13)Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
14) When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
posted by Anonymous @ 5:01 PM
3 Comments:
At 6:08 PM,
JonSheridan said…
Hello! OK, some answers!
1) Have you never heard "Wooly Bully" by The Woolpackers or anything by Bill Tarmey aka Jack Duckworth? No? You're lucky then
2) No need, the umbilical and placenta take care of that
3) Because it is
4) Yes, and they're very good dressers too
5) They're a special breed of mushroom
6) Of course they can! But not for long...
7) Yes they are, and also belts
8) They'd stop but the pissing wouldn't
9) Course you can!
10) Both. They're not keen on VW badges either (too passe)
11) It's not schizophrenia, it's multiple personality disorder. And it's not cute. The kid's a psycho. Get 'em dosed up before they stab you to bits
12) Only if it was pure in thought
13) Yes, but only as part of a crazy sex game
14) No they just sound naff
At 8:51 PM,
DanProject76 said…
13)Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
No. It just becomes a 'fabulous' jacket. Honest.
At 4:06 AM,
Valerene said…
you're as crazy as i am! never got around to writing crazy thoughts like that down :) and my, you've been blogging a lot for the past few days! i'm so sorry i missed out cos i can only access the net from campus now, and not from home :( still have not paid my bills!
somehow i do think that having an imaginary friend is a normal thing for kids, and even adults. calvin and hobbes...the tiger is imaginary. try asking someone who is an only child, maybe people like that have a higher possibility of having an imaginary friend?
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