Greeks Are Gods In Bed

The Greeks are gods in bed but the stressed out Japanese hardly ever get down to it.

The world's biggest sex survey has found that Greeks have sex an average of 138 times a year.

Banging at the door are the Croats and Serbs at 134 and 128 times a year.

And in a devastating blow to British morale, the French are at it 120 times - leaving the Brits trailing in eighth place at 118 bonks a year.

In the relegation zone in the sex league table are the Japanese.
A hectic lifestyle and an ever-present pressure to succeed in work means they only manage it 45 times a year.

In a surprising result, the Swedes only weigh in at 33 in the 41-country league table.
In a land of saunas, pornography and blonde bombshells, Swedes only get a bit of action 92 times a year.

Those from Iceland are having sex the earliest, losing their virginity at the average age of 15.2.

Turks have the most sexual partners, 14.5 being the average.
Aussies and Kiwis average 13.3 and Britons 9.8.

The survey, carried out by condom makers Durex, found that lovers in Belgium and Poland are most happy with their love lives while the Chinese and Japanese are the most dissatisfied.
Half of all Brits are happy with their lot in the bedroom while Americans and Canadians are the most adventurous in the sack.

They love a bit of action in front of a home video camera.