Lern Scouse

we've had scouse visitors this weekend, so i decided to take a little time to educate myself (and others) in the "beautiful" (!) language known as scouse:

dowse - keep a lookout for the police (how apt!)
are you swerving me? - are you avoiding me?
mug you - pay for your mate (yeah right!)
delf - cups, saucers and plates
lad - mate
bevey - alcoholic drink
goin for a jeff - goin for a piss
butty - sandwich

well i feel better knowing that! christ no wonder we can never understand them! lol