Top 10 Uses For Junk Mail
1)Write RETURN TO SENDER on every piece and mail it back for free.
2)Bonfire.
3)Recycle.
4)Cut apart each and every letter, then make a threatening letter out of them and send it back to the company!
5)Make illegal copies and send it to the mafia!
6)Glue them together and then wax them shut to make a coaster.
7)Read it to improve your vocabulary.
8)Sneak up to your competitors rubbish tip at night, and fill it with all your company's junk mail!
9)Use it in a movie as a prop.
10)Make it into paper airplanes.
2)Bonfire.
3)Recycle.
4)Cut apart each and every letter, then make a threatening letter out of them and send it back to the company!
5)Make illegal copies and send it to the mafia!
6)Glue them together and then wax them shut to make a coaster.
7)Read it to improve your vocabulary.
8)Sneak up to your competitors rubbish tip at night, and fill it with all your company's junk mail!
9)Use it in a movie as a prop.
10)Make it into paper airplanes.
posted by Anonymous @ 2:06 PM
3 Comments:
At 2:51 PM,
JonSheridan said…
How about pulping it up into papier mache and building gigantic catapults to attack the companies responsible for sending it to you? No? Anyone? Oh alright then (huffs)
At 4:30 PM,
Devil Mood said…
Great ideas :) You got me thinking...
At 5:49 PM,
clew said…
We like to collect a bunch of the stuff that includes postage paid envelopes - fill the envelopes with the junk from different companies and send it back on to them. Just be careful to make sure nothing you send on has your name or anything ID'able. :)
This is assuming you have the time for such nonsense, but you have to chuckle at what their reaction is when they receive their own envelope crammed full of other companies' junk mail. "What's this rubbish?"
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