Top 10 Crazy Cures For A Cold
1) smother your chest with mustard
2) eat raw garlic
3) make a honey and onion cough elixir
4) put a hairless dog on your bare chest
5) gargle with toothpaste
6) eat pigeon soup (beats chicken i suppose!)
7) mix together goose grease and turpentine then rub it on your chest
8) get drunk!
9) diffuse oil of oregano
10) increase the moisture of the air around you
2) eat raw garlic
3) make a honey and onion cough elixir
4) put a hairless dog on your bare chest
5) gargle with toothpaste
6) eat pigeon soup (beats chicken i suppose!)
7) mix together goose grease and turpentine then rub it on your chest
8) get drunk!
9) diffuse oil of oregano
10) increase the moisture of the air around you
4 Comments:
At 3:53 PM, November Rain said…
get drunk actually works if you dont have fever LOL
At 5:35 PM, Chipper said…
Those sound awful, though I am willing to try the getting drunk one! ;-)
At 1:34 PM, Devil Mood said…
Ugh...some of them are really disgusting :P But no. 4 just blew me away! lol
At 4:44 AM, Sarah said…
New reader...love this entry, I'm currently battling a cold myself. My friends mom told me to take a "crap ton" of aspirin and rub tobasco sauce on my chest and in all my food.
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